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friendlycloud:

This so much.

Any woman saying that she’s ashamed to be a woman just because one or a few women do something is a fucking idiot.

I’ve never seen men apologizing for starting genocides, but let’s all castigate ourselves because one woman shows her boobs.

131,318 notes // posted on 7 Sep @ 11.05pm [ reblog? ]
*unbaes you*
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recaito:

please…

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spacetwinks:

listen

in 1996, people wanted nude codes for this more than they wanted anything else in the world

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Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.

Learn more.

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imaginescalemates:

yejimeatbun:

imaginescalemates:

adding unnecessary comments to posts more like

image

…. oh. I’m sorry. I’ll just sit in that corner over there… *sulks and grows mushrooms on my back*

what the fuck

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nursary:

dotzzzzzzz:

nursary:

if spongebob didnt exist neither would gay marriage

Source?

image
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shittiestblogger:

arcadiagay:

1. had sex: $10.00  
2. smoked: $3.00
3. got drunk: $7.00
4. went skinny dipping: $5.00
5. kissed someone of the opposite sex: $5.00
6. kissed someone of the same sex: $5.00
7. cheated on a test: $2.00
8. fell asleep in class $0.50
9. been expelled: $5.00
10. been in a fist fight: $10.00
11. given oral: $10.00
12. got oral: $10.00
13. prank called the cops: $3.00
14. stole something: $2.00
15. done drugs: $5.00
16. dyed your hair: $0.50
17. done something with someone older (like a few years): $3.00
18. went out with someone over 18 (if your under 18): $4.00
19. ate a whole thing of oreos: $0.50
20. cried yourself to sleep: $1.00
21. said you love someone but didnt mean it: $1.00
22. been in love: $4.00
23. got caught doing something that you shouldn’t have been doing: $1.00
24. went streaking: $4.00
25. got arrested: $5.00
26. made out with someone: $2.00
27. peed in the pool: $0.50
28. played spin the bottle: $1.00
29. done something you regret: $3.00

add up the things you’ve done and put the total in the tags.

(via kibarockz79, she-is-long-gone-deactivated201)

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pulsative:

before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

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meatbicyclevevo:

when u say something u immediately regret saying

image

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nosdrinker:

reblog if aliens are real and you want to skateboard with them

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